SOL 1,287 · LOCAL 14:22 MTC
👁 412 watching from Earth
CAM-03 · EXTERIOR · HAB RIDGE
2050-06-11 14:22:07 MTC
SIGNAL DELAY: 14 MIN (YOU ARE WATCHING THE PAST)
⠿ SIGNAL LOST ⠿
re-acquiring carrier from a planet that does not want to be on camera…
Colony Telemetry
−81°F
Outside temp
41×
Radiation vs Earth
98.2%
O2 scrubber duty
HIGH
Dust ingress
31%
Crew morale
7,402
Consecutive potato meals
Colony Incident Log — Live
You just watched the brochure version. The real one is worse.
This is a satirical simulation of the colony we were promised by 2050 — but every telemetry number is scientifically accurate. Get the full death list, free: